Tuesday, December 30, 2008

oh boy...

here goes....

I am ticked. I am not afraid to say publicly that I am ticked. I'm a really really nice person and it takes a LOT to send me over the edge... and I'm headed that way. Hell hath no fury like a blog-writer scorned.

This is MY blog. If you are not reading it for FUN... please go away.

If you don't like me.... why waste your time here?????

If it bothers you that I buy coffee on a daily basis... please go away.

If you don't like the kind of coffee I buy... please go away.

If you don't like my music.... please go away.

If you are reading this PURELY to criticize me for my life decisions... please go away.

If you're reading this from your place of employment and might get fired for doing non-work-related internet surfing.... please go away (that's just me looking out for you... you can always read from home)

If you hate kittens, rainbows, chocolate or beads... you should probably go away too because those things seem pretty non-hateble and if you do hate them.... you're probably not real nice.

If you are one of the OTHER 20 people who read this on a daily basis... please stay.

(and if you know anyone in Hawaii or Alaska... you can invite them to read (as long as they are agreeable to the rules above)... but only because I'm still lacking those states in my quest for world domination)

SO... for everyone that's left here, after I've kicked out all the undesirables...It's unfortunate that some of the readers have not been here for the entertainment value that you are.

I am considering removing my blog... but probably not. We'll see.

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